i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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