Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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