Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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