i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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