The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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