Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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