So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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