Me too!
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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