white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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