I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Randomize
