so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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