PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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