She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
The uberlube is also flammable
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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