bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
50% drunk capacity currently
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Randomize