There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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