Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
my being single is dangerous.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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