So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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