In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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