Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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