Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Barsexuality is the new black.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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