So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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