i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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