I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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