I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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