just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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