maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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