You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
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