just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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