there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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