Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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