bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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