Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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