you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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