i wish there were pregnant emoticons
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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