dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize