But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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