If i come over, it means nothing
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Randomize
