he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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