YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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