I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Just invented taco cereal.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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