is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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