on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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