i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
kristin has been a bad kristin
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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