Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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