you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
the liver wants what the liver wants
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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