There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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