If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
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