Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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