I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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