check it out our google latitudes are spooning
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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