This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
should my penis look like a turkey
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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