youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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